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Lesbian Lasagna

from Tunnel of Time by Garretson & Gorodetsky

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lyrics

Once my neighborhood
had only bodegas
Small markets that stank of rotten meat
No coffee shops or restaurants
Bars on the windows
graffiti on the walls
Streets empty after dark
That was Echo Park

Now there’s a coffee shop on every corner
And Mom’s with strollers
houses without bars
Even perfectly manicured lawns
Why even the graffiti is gone
And that smell of rotten meet
But what’s really new
is the food boutique!

Once ‘round suppertime
that place is packed with shoppers
Drooling while the owner advised on
How to sauté that million dollar piece of beef
And we all moaned in culinary delight
When an eager woman reached
the front of the line
And she asked
“Do you..do you have today…do you have Lesbian lasagna?”
Everyone hushed
And she blushed
the moment
the words left her lips

We wondered what such a dish could be?
We wondered what such a dish could be?
A new kind of meat?
A new way to eat?
At that fancy food boutique!

I want know
Is there a difference between
Gentrification and genderfication..?
I mean there was an article in the NY Times*
About, you know, the size of a man’s package
And the degree of his power..like
If the man’s package is hanging to the left..
Or if it’s hanging to the right..
Or if it’s short or if it’s long and thin..
Well I wanna know about a woman’s package..
I wanna know about Angela Merkel’s package..
I wanna know about AOC’s package..
I mean is it long and thin and covered with
a smooth, white, creamy sauce
Like a lesbian lasagna

*https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/31/opinion/sunday/world-leaders-penises.html?searchResultPosition=1

credits

from Tunnel of Time, released July 1, 2022
Music and Lyrics Weba Garretson and Ralph Gorodetsky

Bass by Michael Alvidrez
Drums by Brian Christopherson
Saxophone by Vince Meghrouni
Guitar by Ralph Gorodetsky
Keys by Weba Garretson
Vocals by Weba Garretson & Ralph Gorodetsky

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Garretson & Gorodetsky Los Angeles, California

Fronted by vocalist Weba Garretson and guitarist Ralph Gorodetsky, this band features 3 part vocal harmony, hard swinging grooves, funky beats and gorgeous orchestral moments all woven into your standard three chord song. The five piece is enhanced by woodwind and harp maestro Vince Meghrouni, and propelled by the grooving rhythm section of bassist Laura Grissom and drummer Brian Christopherson. ... more

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